Monday 21 May 2012

Pics for Gardening and Florence

The church that is The Gardening Museum
A really creepy gnome
Implements of torture or gardening tools? You decide
I think torture



The Machine in Florence and the Machine? 
I like this picture a lot. That is all.
Some dude always gets in the way...


Some people whose names we do not know, I'm sure that they are lovely
Athena. Florence's pet owl. She kept this owl in her pocket. She may have been a great nurse but I think she was a peculiar lady. Who keeps owls in their pockets? As Sarah pointed out - she must have had very big pockets. 







This is Florence's uniform. Florence was born in Florence, Italy and was the first person to be named Florence. Also, we learned that alcohol abuse amongst the nurses was rife and a reason many of them were sent home (in disgrace). These facts are unrelated.

Crimea War... you can tell by the bandages that bandages were used

Florence and the Machine (a lawnmower, perhaps)

Sarah and I went to 2 museums this past weekend, and two things stood out: 
1, Sarah knows some really cool pubs 
2, The Gardening Museum is overpriced AND so is its shop. £4 for a badge! I don't think so. The frugal side of Sarah agrees. There were things in the Florence Nightingale Museum that were pretty cool and cheap that would probably have cost an arm and a leg in the Garden Museum (geddit?)

Anyway, check out the cool itinerary:

Pics to follow...
Itinerary: 20th May
As the first outing as an ex-Lambeth employee, I thought this would provide an ideal opportunity to revisit the borough. Two factors may strike you:
-          Having served a five-year long apprenticeship studying the not-too-exciting subject of public sector accounting in what can be described as a “challenging” local authority, Sarah insists on returning to the borough within weeks of leaving the job.
-          Selfishness of motivation – no thought whatsoever to Vicky’s views on said borough, this is all about Sarah and her flawed desire to relive the Lambeth dream.
My sincere apologies if you feel shunted. However, this is going to be FUN. Plus our meeting point, Lambeth North, is on the Bakerloo line so I have tried to accommodate your needs in one respect at least.
Let’s meet at Lambeth North tube station at 1.30pm
Let’s pray for sunshine on the day, because we’re heading to The Garden Museum (Admission: £7.50[1] Lambeth Palace Rd, London SE1 7LB http://www.gardenmuseum.org.uk/). I am not confident this will be enjoyable in the rain, being outside and all. If this situation does arise however, before focusing on Sarah’s misjudged decision to schedule outdoor visits when the probability of poor weather is extremely high[2], consider the following:
-          There is an indoor exhibition to view, won’t that be nice? (Let’s ignore the fact that it has added on at least a couple of quid to the admission price)
-          Plants like rain, even if we’re not so fond of it
-          Heightened justification for indoor booze session later on
-          Given the garden theme, I’m predicting an older demographic of visitor at this museum. They’ll feel the chill, damp etc. way more than us. Hurrah for that!
After the Garden Museum visit, having hopefully not frozen our arses off, it’s time for yet more medical history at The Florence Nightingale Museum (Admission: £5.80[3] 199 Westminster Bridge Road London, Greater London SE1 7UT http://www.florence-nightingale.co.uk/cms/). If this tells us anything we didn’t already know about the history of medicine I’d be surprised, but you never know!
Rest of the afternoon – you know the score. But remember the rule – not too silly! (Especially given my Boris Bike membership, things could get dangerous…)  



[1] In terms of admission price, this establishment is really pushing it. It almost exceeds the pricing parameters of our exercise. Give it another year and it’ll be off the List. Although it may be necessary to adjust our rules for inflation.
[2] I have noticed that quite a lot of our visits involve being rained on (Museum of Immigration and Diversity anyone?), which is funny considering that museum-going is primarily an indoors activity.  
[3] Expensive trip, eh? No freebies today. Bummer.